Red Sea Maritime Highway
Expect dry walking conditions straight through the sea floor today, with a 100% chance of wall-of-water collapse during Egyptian rush hour.
God has made the plan of salvation plain: believe in the risen Christ and call upon His name.
9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
11 For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed.
12 For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him.
13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
Expect dry walking conditions straight through the sea floor today, with a 100% chance of wall-of-water collapse during Egyptian rush hour.
Continuous 40-day heavy precipitation alert; localized mountain peaks completely submerged, gopherwood vessel usage strongly advised.
Extreme gale-force squalls and cargo-jettisoning waves, clearing instantly upon the ejection of your nearest prophet.
Scattered brimstone showers with highs well over 1,000°F; travelers advised to keep eyes strictly forward to prevent sudden sodium buildup.