Two leptons may have made a meaningful offering, but modern purchasing power is less impressive. Here is the current menu.

• One solitary grain of Cretan sea salt: Hand-harvested, but strictly limited to one crystal.
• A single drop of extra-virgin olive oil: Dispensed carefully via an eyedropper over your salad at a taverna.
• A single donut sprinkle: Hand over €0.02 at a bakery, and they might let you flick one rainbow sprinkle off a tray.
• A single drop of Greek tap water in Mykonos: Accounting for island water transport markups, two cents gets you just enough liquid to dampen the tip of your pinky finger.
• A used wooden souvlaki skewer: Already eaten, thoroughly licked clean by a neighborhood street cat, but still structurally sound.